No one writes to the colonel

Yes, I do feel a bit like the colonel when I look at all the "zero comments" tags under each post. I suppose it is time for me to share my blog with my friends. Why have I hesitated? Well, see, my friends are all really mean. It's okay, I like it that way. In fact, I've made it a point, at this stage in my life, only to have mean friends. They're just a lot more fun. I will take a lot of guff for this site; the fun part will be giving it back. K, K, D: bring on the pain!