Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Elder child experiments with short form

I think he meant these as a joke, but I was utterly charmed:

Bubbling snot blobs
oozing, spreading, destroying
out of broken nose.

If gopher break fridge,
skin a big banana slug.
Feed it to boxers.

Super Mario
eat the chimpanzee of life
bacon baby butt.

Don't keep your eyes peeled
they will become mushy.
Barney is a fish.

Money is like cheese.
The evil frappuchinos
need to find a face.

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